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The Empire of Little Flowers

“Roses have thorns!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Eladen

Regional Influence: Instigator


The Empire of Little Flowers is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by a half dozen Conglomerates with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 44.825 billion Badasses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petalopia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Badass economy, worth an astonishing 43,089 trillion petals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 961,275 petals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 9,005,526 per year while the poor average 8,625, a ratio of 1,044 to 1.

A stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, and card collectors duel to the death. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Little Flowers's national animal is the honey bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Moghdom.

Little Flowers is ranked 1,405th in the world and 5th in Eladen for Smartest Citizens, with 218.14 quips per hour.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2ndMost Armed: 2ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rdMost Avoided: 4thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4thHighest Crime Rates: 5thHighest Economic Output: 6thLargest Gambling Industry: 7thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9thMost Efficient Economies: 9thFattest Citizens: 11thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13thHighest Average Incomes: 17thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17thMost Rebellious Youth: 17thLargest Insurance Industry: 25thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28thHighest Drug Use: 42ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 52ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 68thLargest Populations: 77thLargest Mining Sector: 81stRudest Citizens: 83rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 98thMost Corrupt Governments: 240thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 309thLargest Retail Industry: 414thMost Devout: 690thLargest Publishing Industry: 771stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,035thSmartest Citizens: 1,405thMost Cultured: 1,793rdMost Pro-Market: 2,014thLargest Governments: 2,318thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,739thTop
Largest Black Market: 8,309thMost Influential: 9,092ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,182ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,380thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,787thMost Stationary: 19,599thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,042nd
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the region

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