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The Empire of Little Flowers

“Roses have thorns!”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Eladen

Regional Influence: Instigator

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The Empire of Little Flowers is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a half dozen Conglomerates with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 39.002 billion Badasses enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petalopia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Badass economy, worth an astonishing 37,491 trillion petals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 961,275 petals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 9,005,526 per year while the poor average 8,625, a ratio of 1,044 to 1.

A stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, and card collectors duel to the death. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Little Flowers's national animal is the honey bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Moghdom.

Little Flowers is ranked 562nd in the world and 4th in Eladen for Most Devout, with 14,034.99 Prayers Per Hour.

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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2ndMost Armed: 2ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2ndHighest Crime Rates: 3rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4thMost Efficient Economies: 4thMost Avoided: 4thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4thHighest Economic Output: 5thLargest Gambling Industry: 6thFattest Citizens: 8thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12thHighest Average Incomes: 12thMost Rebellious Youth: 17thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28thLargest Insurance Industry: 30thRudest Citizens: 42ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 44thMost Scientifically Advanced: 51stLargest Mining Sector: 69thLargest Populations: 120thMost Corrupt Governments: 185thLargest Retail Industry: 214thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 215thMost Devout: 562ndLargest Publishing Industry: 626thLargest Information Technology Sector: 769thSmartest Citizens: 1,083rdMost Cultured: 1,420thLargest Governments: 1,726thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,854thMost Pro-Market: 1,970thTop
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Largest Black Market: 5,111thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,977thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,613thMost Influential: 8,668thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,694th
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the region

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