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The Empire of Little Flowers

“Roses have thorns!”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Eladen

Regional Influence: Instigator

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The Empire of Little Flowers is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by a half dozen Conglomerates with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 42.454 billion Badasses enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petalopia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Badass economy, worth an astonishing 40,809 trillion petals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 961,275 petals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 9,005,526 per year while the poor average 8,625, a ratio of 1,044 to 1.

A stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, and card collectors duel to the death. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Little Flowers's national animal is the honey bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Moghdom.

Little Flowers is ranked 7th in the world and 1st in Eladen for Fattest Citizens, with 99.35 Obesity Rate.

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Highest Crime Rates: 2ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2ndMost Armed: 2ndMost Avoided: 2ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rdLargest Gambling Industry: 4thMost Efficient Economies: 4thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4thHighest Economic Output: 5thFattest Citizens: 7thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13thMost Rebellious Youth: 15thHighest Average Incomes: 15thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27thLargest Insurance Industry: 27thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 48thLargest Agricultural Sector: 52ndRudest Citizens: 62ndLargest Mining Sector: 80thMost Scientifically Advanced: 81stLargest Populations: 110thMost Corrupt Governments: 209thLargest Retail Industry: 314thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 341stMost Devout: 601stLargest Publishing Industry: 641stLargest Information Technology Sector: 948thSmartest Citizens: 1,214thMost Cultured: 1,573rdMost Pro-Market: 1,713thLargest Governments: 2,189thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,261stTop
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Largest Black Market: 5,670thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,761stMost Influential: 9,251stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,769thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,944thMost Stationary: 23,487th
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Most Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the region

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