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The Empire of Little Flowers

“Roses have thorns!”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Eladen

Regional Influence: Instigator

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The Empire of Little Flowers is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by a half dozen Conglomerates with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 35.118 billion Badasses enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petalopia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Badass economy, worth an astonishing 33,343 trillion petals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 949,478 petals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,973,238 per year while the poor average 21,519, a ratio of 370 to 1.

A stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, and card collectors duel to the death. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Little Flowers's national animal is the honey bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Moghdom.

Little Flowers is ranked 175,425th in the world and 33rd in Eladen for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -157.16 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1stMost Armed: 1stHighest Disposable Incomes: 2ndHighest Crime Rates: 2ndMost Avoided: 2ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rdFattest Citizens: 3rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4thHighest Economic Output: 5thLargest Gambling Industry: 5thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11thHighest Average Incomes: 11thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14thMost Rebellious Youth: 17thRudest Citizens: 17thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26thLargest Insurance Industry: 30thMost Scientifically Advanced: 32ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 63rdLargest Mining Sector: 66thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 84thLargest Retail Industry: 101stMost Corrupt Governments: 129thLargest Populations: 140thLargest Agricultural Sector: 147thLargest Information Technology Sector: 483rdMost Devout: 515thLargest Publishing Industry: 578thMost Efficient Economies: 625thSmartest Citizens: 902ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,060thMost Cultured: 1,317thMost Stationary: 1,409thLargest Governments: 1,564thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,937thMost Pro-Market: 2,063rdLargest Black Market: 2,568thMost Influential: 7,069thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,977th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the region

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