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The Empire of Litchenstienen

“Forward. Together.”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Location: Balder

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The Empire of Litchenstienen is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alola Rondle with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 15.991 billion Litchenstienenians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stadt der Lieder. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Litchenstienenian economy, worth an astonishing 13,109 trillion Nuyens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 819,782 Nuyens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The might of the entire Litchenstienenian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, anti-tourism militias patrol the borders, and citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Litchenstienen's national animal is the Palm Top Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Litchenstienen is ranked 170th in the world and 3rd in Balder for Smartest Citizens, with 402.18 quips per hour.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 11thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28thHighest Poor Incomes: 47thMost Patriotic: 47thHighest Average Incomes: 52ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 70thLargest Black Market: 111thMost Secular: 120thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 125thMost Corrupt Governments: 138thSmartest Citizens: 170thLargest Governments: 182ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 221stHighest Average Tax Rates: 272ndMost Armed: 282ndMost Advanced Public Education: 313thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 357thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 364thLowest Crime Rates: 453rdMost Developed: 479thHighest Economic Output: 495thRudest Citizens: 513thLongest Average Lifespans: 515thMost Beautiful Environments: 643rdMost Efficient Economies: 682ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,069thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,153rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,256thMost Cultured: 1,256thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,397thHealthiest Citizens: 1,748thLargest Mining Sector: 1,814thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,860thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,167thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,239thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,253rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,962ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,139thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,583rdMost Influential: 8,110thNudest: 14,385thTop
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Largest Populations: 27,299thLargest Retail Industry: 27,470th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Cultured: 40th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 42nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 53rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 57th in the regionMost Influential: 64th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 75th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 85th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 105th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 111th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 295th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 329th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 361st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 389th in the regionMost Stationary: 444th in the regionNudest: 697th in the regionLargest Populations: 782nd in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 1,276th in the region

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