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The Republic of Lionstrapower

“Why So Serious? 🃏”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: the South Pacific

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The Republic of Lionstrapower is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 755 million Lionstrapowerians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jokerstate. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lionstrapowerian economy, worth 67.7 trillion jokpounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 89,629 jokpounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They who do not work shall not eat, Leader has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe", and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lionstrapower's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lionstrapower is ranked 30,747th in the world and 999th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,212.58 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 784thTop
Most Influential: 2,470thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,978thMost Primitive: 3,452ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,210thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,103rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,262ndTop
Most Devout: 12,248thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,462ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,584thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,985thMost Authoritarian: 22,994thLowest Crime Rates: 23,022ndHighest Poor Incomes: 23,685thMost Ignorant Citizens: 24,187th
Largest Insurance Industry: 96th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 134th in the regionMost Primitive: 153rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 253rd in the regionMost Influential: 278th in the regionMost Devout: 331st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 364th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 405th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 536th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 594th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 656th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 686th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 688th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 734th in the regionMost Cultured: 744th in the regionLargest Black Market: 746th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 782nd in the region

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