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The Holy Empire of Link

“It is I, link”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: The Official United Nations

Regional Influence: Truckler


The Holy Empire of Link is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 524 million Lingz enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ioia. The average income tax rate is 9.8%.

The strong Lingi economy, worth 32.8 trillion Loinkes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 62,587 Loinkes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Link, and Link has designated Ioia as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Link's national animal is the Link, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Link is ranked 76,740th in the world and 2nd in The Official United Nations for Smartest Citizens, with 36.26 quips per hour.

Least Corrupt Governments: 12,245thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22,099th
Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 2nd in the region

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