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The Armed Republic of Lingu

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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Armed Republic of Lingu is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 565 million Linguans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Linguan economy, worth 86.6 trillion hounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 153,239 hounds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 809,772 per year while the poor average 15,400, a ratio of 52.6 to 1.

All artwork is carefully screened for offensive material, several inches are being added to first class seating, 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate, and annual government budgets include a sizeable spend on "making things look fabulous". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lingu's national animal is the bloodhound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lingu is ranked 181,598th in the world and 6,987th in The East Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 14.29 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 753rdMost Influential: 2,043rdTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,160thMost Conservative: 4,152ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,764thMost Avoided: 4,794thLargest Retail Industry: 5,085thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,673rdLargest Mining Sector: 6,188thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,604thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,692ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,879thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,517thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,990thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 12,821stLargest Black Market: 13,216thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,015thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,011thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,529thFattest Citizens: 16,581stMost Authoritarian: 17,242ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,321st
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 47th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 56th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 93rd in the regionMost Influential: 113th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 117th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 124th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 146th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 149th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 187th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 199th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 214th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 216th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 229th in the regionMost Conservative: 251st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 264th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 334th in the regionLargest Black Market: 351st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 377th in the regionFattest Citizens: 389th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 438th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 596th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 613th in the regionMost Developed: 674th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 684th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 704th in the regionLargest Governments: 738th in the region

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