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The Armed Republic of Lingu

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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Armed Republic of Lingu is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mirko with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, disturbing lack of elderly people, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.134 billion Linguans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Linguan economy, worth 456 trillion hounds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 213,768 hounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Children often kick bloodhounds for amusement, citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, and it takes a village to catch a criminal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lingu's national animal is the bloodhound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lingu is ranked 6,832nd in the world and 206th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 103.1 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 941stMost Influential: 1,176thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,406thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,015thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,516thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,849thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,627thMost Secular: 3,636thLargest Retail Industry: 3,729thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,931stLargest Black Market: 5,304thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,421stHighest Average Incomes: 5,494thMost Avoided: 5,620thLargest Mining Sector: 5,911thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,640thLowest Crime Rates: 6,832ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,232ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,584thLargest Governments: 11,192ndMost Conservative: 11,907thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 12,577thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,662ndMost Advanced Public Education: 14,328thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,648thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,463rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,895thMost Authoritarian: 19,103rdSmartest Citizens: 19,775thMost Developed: 23,798th
Most Influential: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 53rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 56th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 56th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 82nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 104th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 106th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 109th in the regionMost Secular: 114th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 126th in the regionMost Avoided: 145th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 156th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 179th in the regionLargest Black Market: 182nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 189th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 206th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 288th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 311th in the regionLargest Governments: 315th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 350th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 355th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 451st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 503rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 509th in the regionMost Conservative: 538th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 553rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 554th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 589th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 623rd in the regionMost Developed: 718th in the region

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