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The Imperial Consortium of Like Murica

“For the Corporations and the Emperor”

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The Imperial Consortium of Like Murica is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Donald John Trump with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.822 billion Muricans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Like Murican economy, worth a remarkable 9,166 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 579,327 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,362,648 per year while the poor average 6,025, a ratio of 889 to 1.

The government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, distant and obscure male relatives succeed to the Like Murican throne, and a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Like Murica's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Like Murica is ranked 17,077^th in the world and 526^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,725.96 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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