The Theocracy of Ligmabaels
“We are NOT a sex joke”
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Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Sprat
The Theocracy of Ligmabaels is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 382 million Ligmabaelis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duinyurmam. The average income tax rate is 40.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Ligmabaelese economy, worth 33.4 trillion ligmas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,397 ligmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, people's charity begins and ends at home, and college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ligmabaels's national animal is the slugma, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ligmabaels, college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade.
- : Following new legislation in Ligmabaels, people's charity begins and ends at home.
- : Following new legislation in Ligmabaels, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go.
- : Ligmabaels endorsed The Neon Gumitastic Rindom of Nordic-British Union.
- : Ligmabaels was endorsed by The Democratic Union of New Trisone.
- : Ligmabaels was endorsed by The Neon Gumitastic Rindom of Nordic-British Union.
- : Ligmabaels was endorsed by The Federated Kingdom of Orhtezia.
- : Ligmabaels was endorsed by The Kingdom of Phirogothe.
- : Ligmabaels changed its national motto to "We are NOT a sex joke".
- : Ligmabaels changed its national motto to "We are NOT Turkey. Go two blocks south.".
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