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The Kingdom of Lietuvonia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Karalius Mindaugas with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, devout population of 2.039 billion Lietuvonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vilnius. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lietuvonian economy, worth 306 trillion Litas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 150,300 Litas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Many friends and relatives of Karalius Mindaugas have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, and children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lietuvonia's national animal is the Vilkas, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Katalikų.

Lietuvonia is ranked 96,302^nd in the world and 1,290^th in The East Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 969.77 milliStalins.