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The Federation of Liblujana

“Order and progress”

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The Federation of Liblujana is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Josip Milosevic with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and digital currency. The compassionate, cynical population of 950 million Liblujanos are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bratisgrado. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Liblujano economy, worth 111 trillion Livios a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,439 Livios, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, the "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted, and stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Liblujana's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Liblujana is ranked 19,013^th in the world and 981^st in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 64.42 quips per hour.

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