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The Oligarchy of Liberatarianism is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Aaron Miller with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, vat-grown people, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.898 billion Americans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tallahassee. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Liberatarianismian economy, worth 442 trillion American Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 233,079 American Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,813,139 per year while the poor average 7,730, a ratio of 234 to 1.

In a desperate bid for cheap airfare Americans can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel, ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Liberatarianismian beaches, and the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Liberatarianism's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Natin Orthodox.

Liberatarianism is ranked 11,935^th in the world and 185^th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 7,014.75 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.