Spotlight on:
The Precious Gemnation of Lhilhaznilhe |
“Titanites are the most precious gemstones”
Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark |
Location: Jeinnhezslhaunia |
Regional Influence: Handshaker |
The Precious Gemnation of Lhilhaznilhe is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Elizabeth Darklight with a fair hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.32 billion Lhilhaznilheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titania. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Lhilhaznilhean economy, worth a remarkable 3,629 trillion Titanites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 351,672 Titanites, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, and 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Lhilhaznilhe's radio stations. Crime is totally unknown. Lhilhaznilhe's national animal is the Komodo Dragon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Books.
Lhilhaznilhe is ranked 22,987th in the world and 15th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Most Stationary, with 1,495.22513333308 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Lhilhaznilhe, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Lhilhaznilhe's radio stations.
- : Following new legislation in Lhilhaznilhe, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
- : Following new legislation in Lhilhaznilhe, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned.
- : Following new legislation in Lhilhaznilhe, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
- : Following new legislation in Lhilhaznilhe, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
- : Following new legislation in Lhilhaznilhe, a degree in Elizabeth Darklight Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.
- : Following new legislation in Lhilhaznilhe, the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework.
- : Following new legislation in Lhilhaznilhe, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections.
- : Following new legislation in Lhilhaznilhe, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
- : Following new legislation in Lhilhaznilhe, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values.