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The Safe Haven of LGBT Equality


Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: Gay

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Safe Haven of LGBT Equality is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Harvey Milk with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 25.832 billion Gays enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stonewall. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gay economy, worth a remarkable 6,402 trillion Stormes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 247,864 Stormes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sleeping on the job is recommended, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, and country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. LGBT Equality's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Love.

LGBT Equality is ranked 31,671st in the world and 74th in Gay for Most Developed, scoring 74.4 on the Human Development Index.

Highest Crime Rates: 90thLargest Publishing Industry: 123rdMost Armed: 147thMost Rebellious Youth: 195thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 584thLargest Gambling Industry: 736thMost Cultured: 1,005thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,014thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,064thHighest Economic Output: 1,300thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,542ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,704thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,806thSmartest Citizens: 1,944thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,978thMost Efficient Economies: 2,140thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,449thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,540thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,580thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,972ndBest Weather: 3,031stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,120thMost Inclusive: 3,388thHighest Average Incomes: 3,603rdLargest Retail Industry: 3,854thLargest Populations: 3,859thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,235thMost Influential: 7,633rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,261stNicest Citizens: 11,081stTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,374thMost Secular: 16,845thHealthiest Citizens: 21,235thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,523rdMost Subsidized Industry: 22,164th
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 14th in the region

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