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The Free Land of Lesnialaven |
“Es Lesnialaven Le'a Sle'ea”
Category: Civil Rights Lovefest | ||
Civil Rights: Frightening |
Economy: Reasonable |
Political Freedoms: Excessive |
Location: Forest |
Regional Influence: Nipper |
The Free Land of Lesnialaven is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 302 million Lesnialavenians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of An Shi'ina de Harth. The average income tax rate is 63.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Lesnialavenian economy, worth 12.6 trillion Seeds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,786 Seeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, and hordes of tourists are ruining the environment. Crime is totally unknown. Lesnialaven's national animal is the Ram, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Lesnialaven is ranked 211,960th in the world and 156th in Forest for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 631.21 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Lesnialaven, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment.
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Lesnialaven, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
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Lesnialaven, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.
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Lesnialaven, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
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Lesnialaven, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals.
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Lesnialaven, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
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Lesnialaven changed its national capital to "An Shi'ina de Harth".
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Lesnialaven, Lesnialaven has designated Lesnialaven City as its capital city.
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Lesnialaven, fruit pickers with degrees in Ram psychology are a common sight.
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Lesnialaven was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Highest Drug Use.