Spotlight on:
The Republic of Leser |
“We are the best”
Category: New York Times Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: Osiris |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Republic of Leser is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 12.424 billion Leserians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Leserian economy, worth a remarkable 4,588 trillion cashes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 369,337 cashes, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.
Grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, and the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Leser's national animal is the byk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Leser is ranked 29,294th in the world and 352nd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 898.4182444564 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Leser, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics.
- : Following new legislation in
Leser, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation.
- : Following new legislation in
Leser, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.
- : Following new legislation in
Leser, grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths.
- : Following new legislation in
Leser, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
- : Following new legislation in
Leser, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
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Leser was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "New York Times Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in
Leser, hospitals have poor data security but send lots of bodies to be encrypted.
- : Following new legislation in
Leser, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.
- : Following new legislation in
Leser, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor.