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The Psychotic Dictatorship of Lemmingcus Meenicus

“Death to Humans!”

Category: Corporate Police State
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Unheard Of
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Location: Lemmingcus Meenicus

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Psychotic Dictatorship of Lemmingcus Meenicus is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lemmingcus Meenicus with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 42.562 billion Lemmingcus Meenicusians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abattoir. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Lemmingcus Meenicusian economy, worth an astonishing 15,851 trillion cheesy poofs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 372,429 cheesy poofs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,432,792 per year while the poor average 4,064, a ratio of 844 to 1.

The military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, citizens must pay to enjoy Lemmingcus Meenicus's pristine beaches, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", and poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Lemmingcus Meenicus's national animal is the enslaved human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Lord Lemmingcus Meenicus.

Lemmingcus Meenicus is ranked 260,441st in the world and 2nd in Lemmingcus Meenicus for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -20.25 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Largest Populations: 29thLargest Mining Sector: 61stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 150thHighest Economic Output: 194thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 211thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 214thHighest Disposable Incomes: 348thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 377thLargest Insurance Industry: 439thLargest Gambling Industry: 563rdMost Avoided: 701stMost Patriotic: 763rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 809thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 915thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 992ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,098thMost Armed: 1,119thHighest Average Incomes: 1,203rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,212thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,258thHealthiest Citizens: 1,469thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,127thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,356thLowest Crime Rates: 2,395thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,451stTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 3,303rdMost Devout: 6,311thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,227thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,100thLargest Governments: 8,602ndLargest Retail Industry: 9,527thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,590thMost Conservative: 12,428thLargest Black Market: 12,829thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,907thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 17,220thMost Extreme: 22,298thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,494thMost Pro-Market: 22,687thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,093rd

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