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The Theodemocracy of LDS Church

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Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: The League of Conservative Nations

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Theodemocracy of LDS Church is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Russell Marion Nelson with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, aversion to nipples, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 7.886 billion Deseretians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salt Lake City. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Deseretian economy, worth 959 trillion Deseret Dollars a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 121,670 Deseret Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, atheists are heavily taxed, fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget, and private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LDS Church's national animal is the Zombie Honey Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of Jesus Christ of LDS.

LDS Church is ranked 23,067th in the world and 26th in The League of Conservative Nations for Largest Governments, scoring 24.56 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most Devout: 1,286thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,583rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,690thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,824thNicest Citizens: 6,264thHealthiest Citizens: 6,578thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,612thBest Weather: 7,411thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,785thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,879thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,425thLowest Crime Rates: 10,081stMost Developed: 10,476thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,036thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 11,458thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,182ndMost Pacifist: 13,283rdMost Cultured: 15,866thSmartest Citizens: 16,345thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,419thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,533rdHighest Poor Incomes: 16,614thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,282ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,445thHighest Economic Output: 17,913thHighest Average Incomes: 22,211th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 9 » Spode Humbled Minions, Eminople, Caezar, Iandrul, San Carlos Islands, Jarenova, Kanjuura, Amaan land, and Poteque.