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The United Federation of Lazadonil

“No State Without the People”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The United Federation of Lazadonil is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.347 billion Lazadonillians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lathari City. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lazadonillian economy, worth 998 trillion coronas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,882 coronas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Third world countries are rich in "I Love Lathari City" t-shirts, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, and manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition. Crime is totally unknown. Lazadonil's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lazadonil is ranked 9,745th in the world and 505th in The North Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 33.6 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most Influential: 2,306thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,150thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,240thNicest Citizens: 3,657thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,032ndBest Weather: 4,518thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,591stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,769thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,816thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,885thHealthiest Citizens: 5,471stMost Inclusive: 5,543rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,776thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,860thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,165thMost Developed: 6,212thMost Pacifist: 6,359thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,698thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,099thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,681stMost Cultured: 8,284thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,479thSmartest Citizens: 8,543rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,593rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,809thMost Efficient Economies: 9,690thLargest Governments: 9,745thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,027thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,841stLowest Crime Rates: 11,541stMost Secular: 11,639thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 12,384thMost Income Equality: 17,639thHighest Average Incomes: 17,886thHighest Economic Output: 18,636thSafest: 20,042nd
Most Cheerful Citizens: 154th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 161st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 202nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 221st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 251st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 262nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 266th in the regionBest Weather: 282nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 293rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 298th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 328th in the regionMost Inclusive: 344th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 349th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 356th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 366th in the regionMost Pacifist: 372nd in the regionMost Developed: 382nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 417th in the regionMost Cultured: 423rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 434th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 437th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 461st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 478th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 483rd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 502nd in the regionLargest Governments: 505th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 533rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 536th in the regionMost Secular: 593rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 603rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 606th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 620th in the regionMost Influential: 813th in the regionMost Income Equality: 888th in the regionLargest Populations: 896th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 898th in the region

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