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The Anomaly of Last Choicia

“You! In the back!”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: TopCornion

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Anomaly of Last Choicia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by My Roblox Girlfriend with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, sprawling nuclear power plants, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 8.084 billion Last Choosers are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jonesburg. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Last Choician economy, worth a remarkable 2,692 trillion Jolly Ranchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 333,058 Jolly Ranchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Last Choicia has taken the radical step of electing its future leaders, the constantly ringing phones in My Roblox Girlfriend's office have driven a few interns mad, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Last Choicia, and the government evicts ethnic minorities by stranding them in the wilderness. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Last Choicia's national animal is the Solid Octopus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is The Last Option.

Last Choicia is ranked 235,916th in the world and 9th in TopCornion for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -16.35 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Subsidized Industry: 9thMost Ignorant Citizens: 30thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 35thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 38thLargest Retail Industry: 41stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 48thMost Primitive: 73rdMost Corrupt Governments: 83rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 165thFattest Citizens: 227thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 231stMost Avoided: 263rdHighest Crime Rates: 284thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 305thMost Efficient Economies: 395thLargest Black Market: 610thHighest Poor Incomes: 819thMost Armed: 923rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,057thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,145thRudest Citizens: 1,212thMost Devout: 1,330thHighest Average Incomes: 1,526thLargest Mining Sector: 1,678thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,775thLargest Governments: 2,277thTop
Nudest: 4,520thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,228thHighest Economic Output: 5,686thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,550thTop
Most Stationary: 14,007thMost Influential: 16,114thLargest Gambling Industry: 16,809thMost Conservative: 17,913thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,442ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23,829th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the region

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