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The Anomaly of Last Choicia

“You! In the back!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: TopCornion

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Anomaly of Last Choicia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by My Roblox Girlfriend with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.882 billion Last Choosers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jonesburg. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Last Choician economy, worth a remarkable 3,814 trillion Jolly Ranchers a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 350,529 Jolly Ranchers, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of Last Choicia, the government prefers to leave the past buried, petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls, and Chekhov's guns are killing the entertainment budget. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Last Choicia's national animal is the Solid Octopus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is The Last Option.

Last Choicia is ranked 268,939th in the world and 12th in TopCornion for Smartest Citizens, with 0.11 quips per hour.

Most Subsidized Industry: 10thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20thMost Primitive: 24thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 31stMost Corrupt Governments: 44thLargest Retail Industry: 58thMost Avoided: 87thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 111thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 111thFattest Citizens: 125thHighest Crime Rates: 131stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 219thMost Armed: 238thMost Efficient Economies: 260thLargest Black Market: 619thMost Advanced Public Transport: 932ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,144thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,193rdMost Devout: 1,283rdRudest Citizens: 1,375thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,391stHighest Average Incomes: 1,487thLargest Governments: 2,022ndTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,029thHighest Economic Output: 4,091stLargest Gambling Industry: 4,292ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,507thNudest: 8,065thMost Stationary: 11,518thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,432ndTop
Most Influential: 14,227thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,593rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,361st
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the region

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