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The Anomaly of Last Choicia

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The Anomaly of Last Choicia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by My Roblox Girlfriend with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.882 billion Last Choosers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jonesburg. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Last Choician economy, worth a remarkable 3,814 trillion Jolly Ranchers a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 350,529 Jolly Ranchers, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of Last Choicia, the government prefers to leave the past buried, petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls, and Chekhov's guns are killing the entertainment budget. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Last Choicia's national animal is the Solid Octopus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is The Last Option.

Last Choicia is ranked 268,939^th in the world and 12^th in TopCornion for Smartest Citizens, with 0.11 quips per hour.

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