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The Green Timberlands of Larsovania

“Lord Stanley, Lord Stanley, get me the brandy.”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: Nordic Lands

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

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The Green Timberlands of Larsovania is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Chessie the Beagle with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.087 billion Timberlanders enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panthersburg. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Larsovanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,114 trillion Monies a year, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 154,573 Monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, and abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals. Crime is totally unknown. Larsovania's national animal is the Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Larsovania is ranked 855th in the world and 2nd in Nordic Lands for Most Stationary, with 4,892.705202 days.

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Most Influential: 583rdMost Stationary: 855thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,419thBest Weather: 2,179thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,869thTop
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Largest Populations: 3,147thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,169thHighest Economic Output: 3,205thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,245thMost Developed: 3,925thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,928thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,680thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,769thSmartest Citizens: 5,606thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,631stHealthiest Citizens: 5,696thSafest: 6,006thNicest Citizens: 7,474thMost Pacifist: 7,616thMost Cultured: 7,975thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,383rdHighest Food Quality: 8,987thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,175thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,520thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,178thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,550thLargest Governments: 11,784thMost Efficient Economies: 12,262ndLowest Crime Rates: 12,548thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,535thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 17,356thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,909thNudest: 19,104thHighest Average Incomes: 20,565thMost Rebellious Youth: 20,825thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,581st
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Most Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionNudest: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionSafest: 17th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Cultured: 18th in the regionNicest Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 20th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 20th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 24th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 24th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 28th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 29th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 21 » Northern Dosletofe, Vinslott, Euraziea, Giant Redwoods, Ulverfelt, Eastknam, Chrysanthemum State, The Michigan Peninsula, La Familia Cardona, Umivo, Providence-Saint George, UwUlands, Sannhetjord, Greater Fennoskandia, Delphoria, Japtilas, Norville Nation, Catstonia, Amiria Grande, Merethin, and VeeVee.