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The United Socialist States of Larger Green Plants

“We take care of our own”

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The United Socialist States of Larger Green Plants is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Librum Sativa with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.782 billion Small Green Planters are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greenfield. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Small Green Plants Survivor economy, worth 280 trillion Small Green Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 100,808 Small Green Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gossip magazines have pictures of Librum Sativa sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, "Librum Sativa got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Larger Green Plants's national animal is the Unseen Academical, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Larger Green Plants is ranked 268,102^nd in the world and 532^nd in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.7 crimes per hour.

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