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The Colony of Large Golden Beaches

“Keep Swimming if you want to survive”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
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Location: Shinka

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Colony of Large Golden Beaches is a massive, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.409 billion Large Golden Beachesians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Large Golden Beachesian economy, worth 50.3 trillion Sands a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is 35,674 Sands, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense, and Leader is the self-declared God of all Large Golden Beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Large Golden Beaches's national animal is the Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Large Golden Beaches is ranked 85,971st in the world and 57th in Shinka for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,211.49 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10,845thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 19,528thMost Compassionate Citizens: 23,825thNicest Citizens: 24,010th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Inclusive: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 6 » The Seaguard, Renzan, JUwUlia JUL7, Wabberjocky, Vengeance up on those who invades, and Astrocomet.