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The State of Laos State


Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
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Location: Laos

Regional Influence: Negotiator


The State of Laos State is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 20.021 billion Laos Stateans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.

The very strong Laos Statean economy, worth 742 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 37,086 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 252,145 per year while the poor average 1,992, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Laos State's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Laos State is ranked 57,459th in the world and 3rd in Laos for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,660.32 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Extensive Civil Rights: 7thHighest Drug Use: 10thMost Pro-Market: 11thMost Politically Free: 14thMost Extreme: 711thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,843rdTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,659thHighest Crime Rates: 5,823rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,407thNudest: 8,207thMost Avoided: 8,875thRudest Citizens: 9,225thFattest Citizens: 10,601stLargest Populations: 11,246thTop
Most Armed: 14,374thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 16,925thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,960thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,704thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 25,591st
Nudest: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the region

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