Spotlight on:
The Empire of Landwarden |
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Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Location: Eladen |
Regional Influence: Vassal |
The Empire of Landwarden is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Johnes McTominay with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.616 billion Landwardenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Straford Village. The average income tax rate is 82.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Landwardenian economy, worth 212 trillion Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,261 Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.
Military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, losing your sock key may require surgical intervention, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, and eminent domain has been abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landwarden's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Landwarden is ranked 110,364th in the world and 6th in Eladen for Most Conservative, scoring 66.75 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Landwarden, eminent domain has been abolished.
- : Following new legislation in Landwarden, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
- : Following new legislation in Landwarden, losing your sock key may require surgical intervention.
- : Following new legislation in Landwarden, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames.
- : Following new legislation in Landwarden, kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers.
- : Following new legislation in Landwarden, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet.
- : Following new legislation in Landwarden, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.
- : Following new legislation in Landwarden, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews.
- : Following new legislation in Landwarden, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Landwarden, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.