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The Perfect World of Land Land Country Country |
“Presto!”
Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Location: The Glorious Nations of Iwaku |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The Perfect World of Land Land Country Country is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dimentio with an even hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 3.429 billion Land Land Country Countrian citizens are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dimension D. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Land Land Country Countrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,218 trillion rubees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 355,482 rubees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Land Land Country Country's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Dark Prognosticus.
Land Land Country Country is ranked 1,774th in the world and 15th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Largest Black Market, with 1,623 trillion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Land Land Country Country, organ donation is compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in
Land Land Country Country, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
- : Following new legislation in
Land Land Country Country, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD.
- : Following new legislation in
Land Land Country Country, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves.
- : Following new legislation in
Land Land Country Country, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
- : Following new legislation in
Land Land Country Country, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
- : Following new legislation in
Land Land Country Country, there's never enough space in space.
- : Following new legislation in
Land Land Country Country, Dimentio's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
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Land Land Country Country voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
- : Following new legislation in
Land Land Country Country, saying the word 'eggplant' is now a criminal offense.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 9 » Chinohana,
Ankuran,
Vest Oldabre,
Reqovia,
BlackLight Covenant,
Blobular,
Panaderia,
Thaw, and
Oometz.