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The Queendom of Lance Cpl Jones

“They don't like it up em!”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: Walmington on Sea

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Queendom of Lance Cpl Jones is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The democratic population of 11.678 billion Lance Cpl Jonesians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while Industry receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 15.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Lance Cpl Jonesian economy, worth 404 trillion Guineas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,675 Guineas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, voting is voluntary, builders across Lance Cpl Jones are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and the Bayonet is a protected species. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lance Cpl Jones's national animal is the Bayonet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lance Cpl Jones is ranked 193,427th in the world and 4th in Walmington on Sea for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -8 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most Stationary: 11,869thTop
Most Primitive: 25,265th

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