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The State of Laminatota

“In all honesty”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Ancient Lands

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The State of Laminatota is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Governor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 34.548 billion Laminatotans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The thriving Laminatotan economy, worth a remarkable 1,541 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is 44,624 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 186,587 per year while the poor average 6,956, a ratio of 26.8 to 1.

Foreign visitors who show an interest in Laminatotan politics are immediately deported, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts", and child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Laminatota's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Laminatota is ranked 61,308th in the world and 382nd in Ancient Lands for Most Stationary, with 757.00414746148 days.

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Largest Populations: 2,747thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 15,082ndHighest Economic Output: 17,270thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,359thMost Pro-Market: 29,081stFattest Citizens: 29,500thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 29,617th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 30th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 59th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 67th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 68th in the region

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