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The Idiocracy of Lamebrainia

“Stupidity is virtue, NationStates”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Glass Gallows

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Idiocracy of Lamebrainia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Heidi Crowter with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, feral children, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 17.85 billion Lamebrainians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Incubatorium. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Lamebrainian economy, worth a remarkable 8,935 trillion convolutions a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 500,592 convolutions, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,114,208 per year while the poor average 12,784, a ratio of 321 to 1.

Many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, and the national anthem is a rather effective sleeping aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lamebrainia's national animal is the village idiot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Folly.

Lamebrainia is ranked 208,703rd in the world and 15th in Glass Gallows for Lowest Crime Rates, with 0.89 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Largest Gambling Industry: 2ndMost Armed: 3rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdHighest Crime Rates: 3rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 4thFattest Citizens: 5thLargest Retail Industry: 5thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6thMost Avoided: 15thRudest Citizens: 29thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 32ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 51stMost Rebellious Youth: 54thMost Primitive: 56thMost Devout: 71stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 81stLargest Insurance Industry: 82ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 84thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 87thMost Corrupt Governments: 103rdLargest Mining Sector: 113thHighest Disposable Incomes: 118thMost Efficient Economies: 167thHighest Average Incomes: 293rdHighest Economic Output: 546thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 555thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 864thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 873rdTop
Most Influential: 4,017thLargest Black Market: 6,690thNudest: 6,983rdLargest Populations: 8,215thMost Stationary: 9,674thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,349thTop
Highest Drug Use: 15,270thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,175thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,290th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 1 » The Master Primotav.