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The Idiocracy of Lamebrainia

“Stupidity is virtue”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Glass Gallows

Regional Influence: Power


The Idiocracy of Lamebrainia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Heidi Crowter with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 15.738 billion Lamebrainians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Incubatorium. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Lamebrainian economy, worth a remarkable 7,189 trillion convolutions a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 456,804 convolutions, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,406,318 per year while the poor average 46,210, a ratio of 52.1 to 1.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, children have only the most basic of education, the government is spending millions on lawyers' fees trying to get Heidi Crowter off a murder charge, and the nation's latest batch of politicians include internet comedians, an alleged serial killer, and a highly trained village idiot. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lamebrainia's national animal is the village idiot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Folly.

Lamebrainia is ranked 6,899th in the world and 3rd in Glass Gallows for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 79.09 Workforce Participation Rate.

Most Armed: 3rdHighest Crime Rates: 3rdLargest Gambling Industry: 3rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 5thLargest Retail Industry: 6thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7thFattest Citizens: 8thMost Avoided: 22ndRudest Citizens: 24thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 30thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 63rdMost Rebellious Youth: 66thMost Primitive: 69thLargest Insurance Industry: 80thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 94thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 103rdMost Devout: 111thLargest Mining Sector: 138thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 142ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 145thMost Corrupt Governments: 159thHighest Average Incomes: 337thMost Efficient Economies: 458thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 660thHighest Economic Output: 700thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,285thTop
Most Influential: 3,826thNudest: 4,496thLargest Black Market: 6,435thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,899thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,957thLargest Populations: 8,491stHighest Drug Use: 9,865thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,969thMost Pro-Market: 10,960thMost Stationary: 11,186th
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Valodor, AaronScythe, and SherpDaWerp.