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The Idiocracy of Lamebrainia

“Stupidity is virtue, NationStates”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Location: Glass Gallows

Regional Influence: Superpower

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The Idiocracy of Lamebrainia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Heidi Crowter with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 19.705 billion Lamebrainians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Incubatorium. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Lamebrainian economy, worth an astonishing 10,372 trillion convolutions a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 526,364 convolutions, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,666,266 per year while the poor average 126,862, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

City rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones, absentminded citizens frequently converse with hallucinations, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, and scientists spend more time enduring government inspections than they do on actual science. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lamebrainia's national animal is the village idiot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Folly.

Lamebrainia is ranked 3rd in the world and 1st in Glass Gallows for Fattest Citizens, with 99.4 Obesity Rate.

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Highest Crime Rates: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndLargest Gambling Industry: 2ndMost Armed: 3rdFattest Citizens: 3rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5thLargest Retail Industry: 7thMost Avoided: 9thRudest Citizens: 19thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 31stMost Rebellious Youth: 46thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 47thMost Devout: 60thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 72ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 77thMost Primitive: 80thMost Corrupt Governments: 83rdLargest Insurance Industry: 86thHighest Disposable Incomes: 87thLargest Mining Sector: 97thMost Efficient Economies: 135thHighest Average Incomes: 251stHighest Economic Output: 457thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 584thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 613thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 756thTop
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Most Influential: 4,354thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,972ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,530thLargest Black Market: 7,104thNudest: 7,647thLargest Populations: 7,995thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,632ndMost Stationary: 8,898thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,712thHighest Drug Use: 22,565th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the region

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