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The Type-1 Hypervisor of Lambdaland

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Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Type-1 Hypervisor of Lambdaland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by LeLambda with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, lack of airports, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 12.805 billion λλλλλλ are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Λ. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient λλλ economy, worth a remarkable 2,126 trillion Monies a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,055 Monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

History textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, and a degree in LeLambda Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lambdaland's national animal is the Three-legged Rook, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ItCouldHaveBeenWorsism.

Lambdaland is ranked 205,350th in the world and 7,579th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 2.91 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 537thMost Influential: 739thMost Pacifist: 1,167thMost Developed: 1,467thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,534thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,589thHealthiest Citizens: 1,704thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,713thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,824thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,912thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,964thSafest: 2,036thTop
Nicest Citizens: 2,154thSmartest Citizens: 2,179thBest Weather: 2,437thMost Cultured: 2,482ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,544thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,022ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,005thMost Efficient Economies: 4,020thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,247thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,373rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,534thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,550thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,629thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,692ndLargest Governments: 4,886thMost Inclusive: 5,647thMost Stationary: 5,671stMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,216thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,758thHighest Economic Output: 6,878thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,126thMost Secular: 7,725thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,769thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,162ndHighest Average Incomes: 10,337thTop
Largest Populations: 18,861stLargest Welfare Programs: 19,794th
Most Pacifist: 39th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 48th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 53rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 54th in the regionMost Developed: 55th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 61st in the regionMost Influential: 63rd in the regionMost Cultured: 65th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 65th in the regionSafest: 67th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 67th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 70th in the regionNicest Citizens: 74th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 79th in the regionBest Weather: 83rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 84th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 92nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 108th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 110th in the regionMost Stationary: 115th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 118th in the regionLargest Governments: 125th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 129th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 133rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 136th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 137th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 137th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 171st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 178th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 178th in the regionMost Inclusive: 197th in the regionLargest Populations: 204th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 213th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 239th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 249th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 267th in the regionMost Secular: 274th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 599th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 607th in the region

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