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The United Socialist States of Lamar Alexander

“Phi Beta Kappa”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: Ashen Fields

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The United Socialist States of Lamar Alexander is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.558 billion Lamar Alexanderians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 37.2%.

The strong Lamar Alexanderian economy, worth 269 trillion Shiny Green Things a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,548 Shiny Green Things, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Immigrants who don't like the taste of Lamar Alexanderian Turnip Chips are immediately deported, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, and prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lamar Alexander's national animal is the Rattlesnake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lamar Alexander is ranked 151,745th in the world and 92nd in Ashen Fields for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring zero on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 14,813thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,158thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,095thLargest Retail Industry: 19,467th
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 9th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 15th in the region

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