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The Insane Zombie Nudist Colony of LadyRebels

“My voices get along with my monsters.”

Category: Mother Knows Best State
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Location: the South Pacific

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The Insane Zombie Nudist Colony of LadyRebels is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Constance McCloud with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.585 billion LadyRebelsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constance City. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming LadyRebelsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,167 trillion CoS Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 134,287 CoS Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, and children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LadyRebels's national animal is the Violent J, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

LadyRebels is ranked 38,671st in the world and 904th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 23.7 flags saluted per person per day.

Nudest: 306thMost Influential: 1,856thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,966thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 3,314thLargest Black Market: 3,349thHighest Economic Output: 5,258thLargest Populations: 6,146thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,303rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,309thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,294thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,398thLowest Crime Rates: 9,165thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,207thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,424thBest Weather: 9,547thHealthiest Citizens: 9,707thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,187thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,312thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,163rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,196thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,673rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,913thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,090thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,498thTop
Highest Food Quality: 13,910thSmartest Citizens: 15,313thMost Cultured: 15,461stMost Developed: 17,244thMost Inclusive: 17,725thHighest Average Incomes: 20,069thLargest Governments: 20,114thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,700thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,856th
Nudest: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 50th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 56th in the regionLargest Black Market: 67th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 108th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 174th in the regionMost Influential: 175th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 192nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 207th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 234th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 238th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 246th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 260th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 261st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 279th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 296th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 300th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 310th in the regionBest Weather: 311th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 311th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 314th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 326th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 364th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 371st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 468th in the regionMost Cultured: 473rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 481st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 497th in the regionMost Developed: 526th in the regionLargest Governments: 551st in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 630th in the regionMost Inclusive: 652nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 807th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 811th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 819th in the regionMost Patriotic: 904th in the region

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