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The Armed Republic of La La Lainey 91

“From Many, One”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: north european flatlands

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Armed Republic of La La Lainey 91 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, avowedly heterosexual populace, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.346 billion La La Lainey 91ians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.0%.

The thriving La La Lainey 91ian economy, worth 59.0 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 43,797 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Every day's an auto-de-fé day, adultery has been made a capital offence, the government has implemented minimum wage laws, and porpoises that venture near secret military bases are routinely executed for espionage. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. La La Lainey 91's national animal is the porpoise, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

La La Lainey 91 is ranked 52,873rd in the world and 29th in north european flatlands for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 7.87 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Politically Free: 16,778thMost Rebellious Youth: 20,549thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,315th
Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionMost Primitive: 13th in the region

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