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The Kyrupt Cassette of Kyrusia

“Tell 'em to carve my name in the bar stool, baby.”

Category: Capitalizt
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Location: The Local Cluster

Regional Influence: Auxiliary


The Kyrupt Cassette of Kyrusia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Overgoat with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, unlimited-speed roads, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 21.067 billion infernal caprids enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandæmonium. Income tax is unheard of.

The strong infernally caprine economy, worth a remarkable 1,994 trillion Faustian bargains a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 94,667 Faustian bargains, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 871,228 per year while the poor average 1,050, a ratio of 829 to 1.

Claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, in a fit of passion the Overgoat has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, and the Cult of the Overgoat has been named as Kyrusia's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kyrusia's national animal is the diabolic ibex, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Overgoat.

Kyrusia is ranked 2,397th in the world and 3rd in The Local Cluster for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 871,228 Standard Monetary Units.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 267thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,363rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,580thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,700thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,995thFattest Citizens: 2,015thHighest Drug Use: 2,015thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,397thTop
Most Avoided: 2,556thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,633rdMost Armed: 4,449thMost Stationary: 5,293rdLargest Mining Sector: 5,353rdRudest Citizens: 6,015thLargest Populations: 6,544thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,980thLargest Retail Industry: 7,812thHighest Economic Output: 8,311thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,928thMost Influential: 10,346thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 13,099thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,643rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,836thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,299thMost Pro-Market: 15,712thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,273rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,862ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,183rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,560thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20,207thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,663rd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the region

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