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The Empire of Kyros the Overlord

“Everything not forbidden is compulsory.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: Osiris

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Empire of Kyros the Overlord is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 72 million slaves are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 61.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient enslaved economy, worth 3.14 trillion precious metals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 43,641 precious metals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will, the police double as repo men, the nation's secret service is so secret that nobody knows if it has one, and a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Kyros the Overlord remains pure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyros the Overlord's national animal is the golden eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kyros the Overlord is ranked 54,164th in the world and 1,878th in Osiris for Fattest Citizens, with 12.13 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,350thMost Authoritarian: 8,758thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 12,273rdMost Conservative: 12,777thSafest: 15,609th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 283rd in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 451st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 535th in the regionMost Extreme: 594th in the regionMost Influential: 694th in the region

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