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The Armed Republic of Kyroistan

“Progress over pleasure”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: Middle East

Regional Influence: Negotiator


The Armed Republic of Kyroistan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.834 billion Kyroistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyroistan City. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyroistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,564 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 329,975 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

"Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster, up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, and lobotomised jaywalkers can barely ambulate let alone repeat their offences. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyroistan's national animal is the Rabbit, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kyroistan is ranked 1,383rd in the world and 4th in Middle East for Lowest Crime Rates, with 146.44 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 188thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 371stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 484thLargest Agricultural Sector: 499thMost Advanced Public Education: 557thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 698thLargest Black Market: 729thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,376thLowest Crime Rates: 1,383rdMost Avoided: 1,503rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,556thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,685thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,760thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,786thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,865thMost Developed: 2,346thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,367thLargest Mining Sector: 2,381stHighest Economic Output: 2,419thTop
Largest Governments: 2,557thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,828thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,001stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,579thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,681stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,704thSmartest Citizens: 3,818thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,013thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,716thRudest Citizens: 5,133rdLongest Average Lifespans: 5,742ndMost Stationary: 5,931stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,423rdMost Influential: 10,628thMost Secular: 10,656thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 13,799thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,231stMost Efficient Economies: 16,171stLargest Retail Industry: 18,313thLargest Populations: 19,285thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,416th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the region

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