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The Collective Republic of Kyrizstanislav

“Work for your family, and for everyone”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: 10000 Islands

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Collective Republic of Kyrizstanislav is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.126 billion Collective Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grazboroniki. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Collective economy, worth a remarkable 6,054 trillion party-approved credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 375,468 party-approved credits, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Grazboroniki make great practice for foreign snipers, and government employees from Kyrizstanislav dominate international lumberjack competitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrizstanislav's national animal is the Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ██████████████.

Kyrizstanislav is ranked 277,543rd in the world and 1,447th in 10000 Islands for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.14 crimes per hour.

Most Secular: 33rdMost Influential: 109thMost Patriotic: 218thLowest Crime Rates: 243rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 308thLargest Information Technology Sector: 362ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 385thMost Corrupt Governments: 491stLargest Governments: 535thHighest Average Tax Rates: 595thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 612thSmartest Citizens: 616thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 667thMost Beautiful Environments: 681stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 879thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 910thHighest Average Incomes: 1,192ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,739thHighest Economic Output: 1,862ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,022ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,030thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,118thLargest Black Market: 2,407thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,557thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,909thHealthiest Citizens: 2,967thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,260thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,325thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,575thMost Efficient Economies: 4,610thMost Stationary: 5,644thBest Weather: 6,140thMost Authoritarian: 7,475thMost Cultured: 7,823rdHighest Poor Incomes: 10,118thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,406thMost Developed: 13,469thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 14,921stLargest Populations: 18,417thMost Conservative: 18,455th
Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the regionLargest Black Market: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 25th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 32nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 34th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 37th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 39th in the regionMost Stationary: 50th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 52nd in the regionMost Extreme: 53rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 58th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 61st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 65th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 66th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 75th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 76th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 86th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 111th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 128th in the regionLargest Populations: 133rd in the regionBest Weather: 135th in the region

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