The Collective Republic of Kyrizstanislav
“Work for your family, and for everyone”
|Category: Psychotic Dictatorship|
Location: 10000 Islands
Regional Influence: Apprentice
The Collective Republic of Kyrizstanislav is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.126 billion Collective Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grazboroniki. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Collective economy, worth a remarkable 6,054 trillion party-approved credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 375,468 party-approved credits, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Grazboroniki make great practice for foreign snipers, and government employees from Kyrizstanislav dominate international lumberjack competitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrizstanislav's national animal is the Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ██████████████.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kyrizstanislav was endorsed by The Republic of Pickens Nation.
- : Kyrizstanislav voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Europeia".
- : Kyrizstanislav voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "National Economic Freedoms"".
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, government employees from Kyrizstanislav dominate international lumberjack competitions.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Grazboroniki make great practice for foreign snipers.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, the country is preparing for war.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
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