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The Republic of Kynan087 |
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Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: Kynanland |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The Republic of Kynan087 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.138 billion Kynan087ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 35.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kynan087ian economy, worth 832 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 201,248 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
All telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Kynan087ian Liberator", and the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kynan087's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kynan087 is ranked 67,866th in the world and 86th in Kynanland for Most Stationary, with 698.23960868192 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kynan087, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan087, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Kynan087ian Liberator".
- : Following new legislation in Kynan087, theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan087, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan087, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan087, the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan087, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan087, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan087, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan087, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless.