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The Republic of Kynan083 |
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Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Location: Kynanland |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The Republic of Kynan083 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The humorless, devout population of 4.129 billion Kynan083ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kynan083ian economy, worth 877 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 212,624 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Armed security details escort librarians to their homes, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, every week is blindness awareness week, and there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kynan083's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Kynan083 is ranked 67,866th in the world and 82nd in Kynanland for Most Stationary, with 698.24880312048 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kynan083, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan083, every week is blindness awareness week.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan083, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan083, armed security details escort librarians to their homes.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan083, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan083, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan083, schoolchildren are divided over Leader's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan083, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan083, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan083, children of nonreligious parents are often barred from school festival events.