Spotlight on:
The Federated Councils of Kyldigard |
“Liberty & Sovereignty!”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Location: Sparkalia |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The Federated Councils of Kyldigard is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Uaderrim Vijaroscij with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The cheerful, devout population of 4.647 billion Kyldigardians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muremysct. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kyldigardian economy, worth 853 trillion Chings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 183,661 Chings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
One can wake up in Kyldigard and have breakfast in Bigtopia, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, the government's new 'Crime Can Fight Itself' policy appears to be backfiring rather badly, and banning party poppers has been a real party pooper. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyldigard's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pluralistic.
Kyldigard is ranked 115,303rd in the world and 31st in Sparkalia for Most Stationary, with 330.53032318268 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kyldigard, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
- : Kyldigard altered its national flag.
- : Following new legislation in Kyldigard, the government's new 'Crime Can Fight Itself' policy appears to be backfiring rather badly.
- : Kyldigard was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Kyldigard, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
- : Following new legislation in Kyldigard, one can wake up in Kyldigard and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
- : Kyldigard was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Kyldigard, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids.
- : Following new legislation in Kyldigard, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home.
- : Following new legislation in Kyldigard, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.