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The Warzone States of Kyldellian Zereack |
“If you can't fight then you have no rights!”
Category: New York Times Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: Kylden |
Regional Influence: Auxiliary |
The Warzone States of Kyldellian Zereack is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 24.017 billion Kyldellians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Law & Order is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greyfield City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 19,435 trillion Kerptons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 809,234 Kerptons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises, and rioting and unrest sweep the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyldellian Zereack's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.
Kyldellian Zereack is ranked 326,416th in the world and 14th in Kylden for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -17.38 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kyldellian Zereack was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Kyldellian Zereack was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Kyldellian Zereack was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Kyldellian Zereack was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Kyldellian Zereack was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors and Most Zombies and the Top 10% for Most Dead.
- : Kyldellian Zereack was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Kyldellian Zereack was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed, Most Inclusive, Largest Black Market, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Patriotic.
- : Kyldellian Zereack was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Kyldellian Zereack was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Kyldellian Zereack was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.