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The Centro Warzone States of Kyldellian Mencorp

“Better go chaos then tyranny!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Very Good
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Location: Kylden

Regional Influence: Auxiliary


The Centro Warzone States of Kyldellian Mencorp is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.723 billion Kyldellians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Law & Order is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dark City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Centro Social Alliance economy, worth an astonishing 10,576 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 770,713 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, and a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyldellian Mencorp's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Mencorp is ranked 265th in the world and 3rd in Kylden for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 186 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Highest Poor Incomes: 9thMost Subsidized Industry: 11thHighest Average Incomes: 45thMost Efficient Economies: 57thLargest Black Market: 57thLargest Publishing Industry: 70thMost Advanced Public Transport: 70thLargest Governments: 103rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 108thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 117thMost Cultured: 118thLargest Welfare Programs: 121stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 148thMost Armed: 148thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 148thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 151stMost Advanced Public Education: 173rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 180thRudest Citizens: 192ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 206thMost Inclusive: 219thMost Scientifically Advanced: 242ndSmartest Citizens: 249thMost Rebellious Youth: 265thHighest Crime Rates: 335thHighest Economic Output: 343rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 525thLargest Gambling Industry: 627thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 658thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 707thMost Devout: 714thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 831stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,014thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,092ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,413thMost Developed: 1,765thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,113thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,410thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,471stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,780thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,596thMost Stationary: 4,625thFattest Citizens: 5,729thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,741stMost Corrupt Governments: 8,256thMost Influential: 9,080thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,283rdLargest Populations: 15,063rdNudest: 17,441st
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the region

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