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The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Halon |
“You mess with the people, you mess with the state!”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Location: Kylden |
Regional Influence: Negotiator |
The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Halon is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Founder with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 21.627 billion Kyldellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Fortress of Mt Iris. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 14,438 trillion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is a breathtaking 667,615 Grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It's customary to greet the monarch with fist bumps, colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Monster', the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, and artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyldellian Halon's national animal is the Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Morvolox.
Kyldellian Halon is ranked 3,668th in the world and 4th in Kylden for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 776,757 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Kyldellian Halon, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
- : Following new legislation in
Kyldellian Halon, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties.
- : Following new legislation in
Kyldellian Halon, colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Monster'.
- : Following new legislation in
Kyldellian Halon, it's customary to greet the monarch with fist bumps.
- : Following new legislation in
Kyldellian Halon, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty.
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Kyldellian Halon, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
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Kyldellian Halon, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests.
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Kyldellian Halon, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Kyldellian sovereign territory.
- : Following new legislation in
Kyldellian Halon, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
- : Following new legislation in
Kyldellian Halon, immigrants who don't like the taste of Kyldellian Turnip Chips are immediately deported.