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The Centro Warzone States of Kyldellian Gilge

“No pain, No gain!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: Kylden

Regional Influence: Auxiliary


The Centro Warzone States of Kyldellian Gilge is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.728 billion Kyldellians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Law & Order receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thor City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Centro Social Alliance economy, worth an astonishing 10,777 trillion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 785,094 Grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease, and newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyldellian Gilge's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Gilge is ranked 223rd in the world and 2nd in Kylden for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 209 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Highest Poor Incomes: 7thMost Subsidized Industry: 15thHighest Average Incomes: 37thLargest Black Market: 54thLargest Publishing Industry: 61stMost Efficient Economies: 62ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 87thMost Armed: 102ndMost Cultured: 107thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 120thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 125thLargest Governments: 128thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 143rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 152ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 155thLargest Information Technology Sector: 160thMost Advanced Public Transport: 170thMost Advanced Public Education: 200thHighest Crime Rates: 205thLargest Welfare Programs: 211thRudest Citizens: 213thMost Inclusive: 220thMost Rebellious Youth: 223rdSmartest Citizens: 226thHighest Average Tax Rates: 230thHighest Economic Output: 327thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 363rdLargest Gambling Industry: 406thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 450thMost Devout: 710thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 817thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 822ndLargest Retail Industry: 955thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,975thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,046thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,095thMost Developed: 2,123rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,452ndFattest Citizens: 2,584thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,605thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,634thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,818thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,218thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,563rdMost Stationary: 4,587thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,670thMost Influential: 9,046thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,104thHighest Drug Use: 12,077thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,165thLargest Populations: 15,051stNudest: 17,443rd
Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the region

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