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The Glory of Kyiv

“Mother of all Ukrainian cities”

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The Glory of Kyiv is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.45 billion Kyivans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.7%.

The strong Kyivian economy, worth 333 trillion karbovanets a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 44,817 karbovanets, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 304,704 per year while the poor average 2,408, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem. Kyiv's national animal is the ork, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kyiv is ranked 213,869^th in the world and 1,278^th in Europe for Largest Governments, scoring 10.2 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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