Spotlight on:
The Confederacy of KYCF65 |
“Mostly Harmless”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Good |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: KYCF |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The Confederacy of KYCF65 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.221 billion KYCF65ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 45.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The KYCF65ian economy, worth 215 trillion riels a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,264 riels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
The government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, the Great KYCF65ian Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, and murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KYCF65's national animal is the hyena, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
KYCF65 is ranked 78,266th in the world and 81st in KYCF for Most Stationary, with 619.54138821548 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : KYCF65 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.
- : KYCF65 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in KYCF65, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed.
- : Following new legislation in KYCF65, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
- : Following new legislation in KYCF65, the Great KYCF65ian Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region.
- : Following new legislation in KYCF65, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.
- : Following new legislation in KYCF65, the New KYCF65ian Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms.
- : Following new legislation in KYCF65, grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit".
- : Following new legislation in KYCF65, high school bands practice by moonlight.
- : Following new legislation in KYCF65, nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked.