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The Republic of KYCF |
“We Will Endure”
Category: Authoritarian Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Good |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Location: KYCF |
Regional Influence: Vassal |
The Republic of KYCF is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed population of 1.61 billion KYCFians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tenkyo. The average income tax rate is 39.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The KYCFian economy, worth 76.3 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 47,370 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and Leader has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KYCF's national animal is the emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
KYCF is ranked 24,849th in the world and 23rd in KYCF for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 1 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
KYCF, Leader has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw.
- : Following new legislation in
KYCF, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one.
- : Following new legislation in
KYCF, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.
- : Following new legislation in
KYCF, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
- : Following new legislation in
KYCF, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails.
- : Following new legislation in
KYCF, disgruntled jocks are forced to play tetris for entertainment.
- : Following new legislation in
KYCF, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality.
- : Following new legislation in
KYCF, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.
- : Following new legislation in
KYCF, debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields.
- : Following new legislation in
KYCF, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".