Spotlight on:
The Empire of Kuyar |
“For the country”
Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Good |
Location: Conch Kingdom |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Empire of Kuyar is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its daily referendums, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 554 million Kuyarians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small government prioritizes Industry, with Defense and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City of Pittsburgh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Kuyarian economy, worth 63.0 trillion Kuyar dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 113,792 Kuyar dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 496,480 per year while the poor average 16,480, a ratio of 30.1 to 1.
Leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, news headlines suggest that Leader has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, illegal book-trafficking rings dominate the black market, and Kuyarians believe manners maketh the leader. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kuyar's national animal is the Arctic Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Kuyar is ranked 7,187th in the world and 14th in Conch Kingdom for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 99,454.46 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kuyar, Kuyarians believe manners maketh the leader.
- : Following new legislation in Kuyar, illegal book-trafficking rings dominate the black market.
- : Following new legislation in Kuyar, news headlines suggest that Leader has a sideline in guinea pig pimping.
- : Kuyar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Kuyar, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
- : Following new legislation in Kuyar, dissidents are commonly labelled as baby-killers.
- : Following new legislation in Kuyar, senior literature classes are left analysing why Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm is so darn sunny.
- : Following new legislation in Kuyar, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
- : Following new legislation in Kuyar, candidates celebrate "free speech" by spraying champagne all over anyone who shows up to a rally.
- : Kuyar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and Most Avoided and the Top 10% for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 42 » Natsuki State, Socialist Platypus, Loveable Dogs, Floofybit, Krute Empire, Doge Flower, Duby, Hubdova, Bethesda Scamville, Argovo, Cisilthania, Paul Pasch, Makko Oko, Northshires, Liberto-Ancapistan, Lycom, Islang She, Sri Malawi, Dhabol, Free and Wise Russians, Polacianth, Vanela, Nibelia, Katzebien, Tie-Died Chinchillas, Slavic Lurkers, The Psittacines, Red Finlandian Guard, Pervincia, Kursibar, Baiddsound, Heskurik, Hockeyyekcoh, Ruotsaland, Kingdom Of faizan, Marleyania, Balan Bar, Novo Reslas, Delnish, Isolon, Tarzantos El Camosia, and Ang-Juan.