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The People's Republic of Kurkmeistan

“War is peace, and freedom is slavery”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The People's Republic of Kurkmeistan is a huge, safe nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, zero percent divorce rate, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 322 million Kurkmeistanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.9%.

The all-consuming Kurkmeistanian economy, worth 32.1 trillion Krurkas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 99,672 Krurkas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 464,270 per year while the poor average 12,830, a ratio of 36.2 to 1.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas, and Kurkmeistan has designated Kurkmeistan City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kurkmeistan's national animal is the turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Kurkmeistan is ranked 186,194th in the world and 9,349th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.62 Obesity Rate.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 130thMost Influential: 2,354thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8,234thLargest Retail Industry: 9,548thLargest Mining Sector: 10,990thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,388thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,467thMost Conservative: 21,751stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,547thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,758thMost Devout: 27,102ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27,677th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 105th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 279th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 295th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 433rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 435th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 575th in the regionMost Avoided: 643rd in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 682nd in the regionMost Influential: 699th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 747th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 782nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 842nd in the regionMost Extreme: 923rd in the regionMost Devout: 945th in the regionMost Conservative: 1,129th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,299th in the region

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