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The Sveti Slovanski narod of KurentSlavija

“Tam kjer Kurent hodi, zima se odtali in veselje leti.”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The Mother Land

Regional Influence: Power


The Sveti Slovanski narod of KurentSlavija is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Patriarh Bogdan Bugaj with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.371 billion KurentSlovani are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ptuj. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.3%.

The frighteningly efficient KurentSlovan economy, worth 516 trillion Cekins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 217,962 Cekins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 749,060 per year while the poor average 46,508, a ratio of 16.1 to 1.

Patriarh Bogdan Bugaj's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, KurentSlavija is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, and the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KurentSlavija's national animal is the Zlatorog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Kurentstvo.

KurentSlavija is ranked 85,703rd in the world and 2nd in The Mother Land for Most Stationary, with 258.12498757768 days.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,545thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,870thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,983rdMost Devout: 2,461stMost Patriotic: 2,518thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,430thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,130thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,310thHighest Average Incomes: 5,846thMost Efficient Economies: 5,932ndLargest Black Market: 6,362ndFattest Citizens: 7,235thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,655thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,717thLargest Governments: 11,499thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,744thLargest Retail Industry: 12,892ndTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 13,336thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,547thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,947thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,209thMost Conservative: 14,654thMost Developed: 14,784thLowest Crime Rates: 15,341stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,728thSmartest Citizens: 18,364thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,397thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,551stMost Cultured: 24,883rd
Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 1 » Yebatga.