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The Catdom of Kukinalia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kuki Supreme with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and national health service. The compassionate population of 7.532 billion Kukinalians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parapeito da Janela. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kukinalian economy, worth 839 trillion Whiskas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,499 Whiskas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Spiritual tourists meditate in the ruins of Kukinalian cathedrals, nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, and unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kukinalia's national animal is the Monstro das bolachas, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paganism.

Kukinalia is ranked 324,164^th in the world and 119^th in Portugal for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -15.43 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.