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The Free Land of Kuerhyedeenistan

“Enš huitin tana huitnš”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Location: Council of Constructed Languages

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker


The Free Land of Kuerhyedeenistan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by ErruhŠn Manoyko with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.464 billion Kuers love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uyeapea. The average income tax rate is 83.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kuerhyedeenistanian economy, worth 138 trillion Giehtielas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,532 Giehtielas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Giehtiela mansions, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, and construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuerhyedeenistan's national animal is the PirŪ, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kuerhyedeenistan is ranked 199,109th in the world and 29th in Council of Constructed Languages for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -5.93 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 2,623rdLargest Welfare Programs: 2,861stMost Pacifist: 3,767thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,523rdNicest Citizens: 4,803rdSafest: 5,505thBest Weather: 6,792ndHealthiest Citizens: 7,795thMost Inclusive: 8,106thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,296thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,946thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,043rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,331stLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,570thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,648thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 12,043rdMost Income Equality: 12,114thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,326thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,410thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,920thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,070thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,858thMost Secular: 15,244thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,548thSmartest Citizens: 15,801stLowest Crime Rates: 17,801stLargest Governments: 19,542nd
Nudest: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the region

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